Original: Nomes dos métodos
/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */
Boss: The names of your methods aren’t obvious…
Programmer: What do you mean?
Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used
Programmer: exclude() isn’t obvious?
Boss: ‘Exclude’ is the worst! It has to be ‘delete’ because it’s the same letter
Programmer: BUT WHAT LETTER??
T-shirt: Go figure
/* true story sent by Washington Aquino */
Programmer: Do you have an updated backup from the database? I’ll need to restore it.
Support: Backup??? Oh, sure, I have it…
(At the computer)
Programmer: Can you send me the backup, please?
Support: Well… backup??? uh… I was embarrassed to tell it… But I don’t know what a Backup is
T-Shirt: Why didn’t I go to med school?
/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */
Manager: What code is it that you’re trying to fix?
Manager: Hmmm… Let me see it…
Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these — (minus minus), because “minus minus” equals “plus”… It’s a calculus fail
Original: Erro de SQL
/* True story sent by Aloisio Almeida Jr */
Wife: Darling, you never told what you’re working on
Programmer: It’s because my actual project is classified…
Wife: What??? Are you saying you don’t trust me?!?
Programmer: HUMPF… ok, I tell you…
15 minutes later (after a “for dummies” explanation)
Programmer: So, this is it… Got it?
Wife: Oh, no… But I don’t care…
/* True story sent by bruno */
Boss: That form you made on site isn’t working…
Programmer: Wait a minute… I’ll fix it…
Programmer: And… It’s done.
Boss: Alright, I’ll see it…
Boss: Weird… When you told me that it’s done, that form wasn’t working yet… It started to work only a couple of hours later, after I press F5