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Method Names

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Method Names

Original: Nomes dos métodos

/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */
Boss: The names of your methods aren’t obvious…
Programmer: What do you mean?
Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used
Programmer: exclude() isn’t obvious?
Boss: ‘Exclude’ is the worst! It has to be ‘delete’ because it’s the same letter
Programmer: BUT WHAT LETTER??
–
T-shirt: Go figure
42

42

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42

Didn’t understand? Ask the Google Calculator…

(Coffee break…)
Coworker 1: I was wondering… What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Love?
Coworker 2: Success?
Coworker 1: Happiness?
Programmer: he he he
Coworker 2: Why are you laughing?
Programmer: Because I know the answer… But you won’t like it…
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T-shirt: 42
Simple modifications

Simple modifications

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Simple modifications

Original: Alteração Simples

Client: So, have you finished those modifications on our system?
Programmer: Not yet. It will be done only by tomorrow, afternoon
Client: Tomorrow?!? But it’s just a simple modification!
Programmer: ok. I’m sending it now to your email
Client: What?? Have you finished??
Programmer: No. I’m sending the source code. Since it’s simple, you can do it by yourself
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T-shirt: You’re wrong. Always.
Backup

Backup

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Backup

Original: Backup

/* true story sent by Washington Aquino */
Programmer: Do you have an updated backup from the database? I’ll need to restore it.
Support: Backup??? Oh, sure, I have it…
(At the computer)
DROP DATABASE?
OK!
Programmer: Can you send me the backup, please?
Support: Well… backup??? uh… I was embarrassed to tell it… But I don’t know what a Backup is
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T-Shirt: Why didn’t I go to med school?