Original: 14 de fevereiro
Programmer: Honey, Do you know what today is?
Wife: Oh Darling… Sure I know… Today is the Valentine’s day…
Programmer: Valentine’s what?? No, no… Today is Delphi’s birthday!
T-shirt: ∀ begin ∃ end
Original: Esses clientes…
Boss: What a ☢☠♒⚔☣! Our client is cracking the activation key of our software, to avoid to pay the monthly US$30…
Programmer: Hmm… Your system was made in delphi, right? And how much did you pay on Delphi?
Boss: Nothing… I’ts cracked
Programmer: hmmm… And how much for windows?
Boss: Just US$20 to the boy…
Programmer: And what word you used to our client?
T-shirt: Free Kevin Mitnick
Original: Separando os logs
/* True story sent by leandro pincini */
Boss: I want you split the log files by module to ease the reading under runtime
Boss: Have you finished?
Programmer: Yes. Logs separated
Boss: It’s very hard to read the logs the way you’ve done. Write a script to search and join the logs by operation ID
Original: Modificações rápidas
/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */
Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days.
Programmer: Well… I’m not a designer… So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right
Boss: It’s just a matter of style…
Boss: But now I just need two quick but important changes: Change the main color to green and change it from PHP to Java, so I can install it on our client’s server…
Original: O sistema não imprime
/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */
Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print…
Programmer: What’s the error message?
Client: It says: Printer not found
Programmer: Is the printer turned on?
Client: I don’t know. It’s under repair…