Screenshot

Publicado em 02/07/2014 16:40 Leave your thoughts

tirinhaEN-83

Original: Cópia da tela

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Breno Alencar";
User: There’s an error in your system!
Programmer: What’s the error?
User: I don’t understand it…
Programmer: Okay… Take a screenshot and send it on my email
User: How can I do it?
Programmer: There’s anyone working with technical support in your company?
User: Yes… It’s me!
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T-shirt: (Pacman face)

Do you know SQL?

Publicado em 01/07/2014 18:16 1 Comment

tirinhaEN-82

Original: Manja de SQL?

string sender;
sender = "@osuissa";
Nephew: Man, I’m writing my CV to apply for a job… Could you help me?
Programmer: Okay… What have you wrote?
Nephew: I know about computers, I know typing, read emails, frontpage…
Programmer: Do you know sql?
Nephew: No…
Programmer: So you can write: “NoSQL Specialist”
Nephew: Cool…
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T-shirt: Trollface

70%

Publicado em 18/02/2014 09:52 Leave your thoughts

tirinhaEN-81

Original: 70%

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Raphael Matori";
Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?
Programmer: It’s 70% done… I’ll up it to the server so you can see it…
(A few later…)
Boss: There’s a button which is not working…
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T-shirt: Don’t panic

Insightful user

Publicado em 17/02/2014 00:52 Leave your thoughts

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Original: Cliente perspicaz

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese";
User: The system is not working… The validation says that the discounts are wrong…
Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total…
(A few later…)
User: The system is not working… The validation says that the discounts are wrong…
Programmer: Did you perform that change I told you?
User: Not yet…
(Another phone in the wall…)
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T-shirt: Order a pizza instead of calling me

Programming a network

Publicado em 11/02/2014 00:46 Leave your thoughts

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Original: Programar uma rede

real story;
string sender;
sender = "afonso";
Friend: You’re a programmer, right?
Programmer: Yeah. Why?
Friend: I need to program a network, could you help me?
Programmer: Did you mean, to setup a router?
Friend: No… I need to program my Internet to stop to falling out…
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T-shirt: I don’t always perform miracles