70%

Publicado em 18/02/2014 09:52 Leave your thoughts

tirinhaEN-81

Original: 70%

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Raphael Matori";

Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?
Programmer: It’s 70% done… I’ll up it to the server so you can see it…
(A few later…)
Boss: There’s a button which is not working…

T-shirt: Don’t panic

Insightful user

Publicado em 17/02/2014 00:52 Leave your thoughts

tirinhaEN-80

Original: Cliente perspicaz

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese";

User: The system is not working… The validation says that the discounts are wrong…
Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total…
(A few later…)
User: The system is not working… The validation says that the discounts are wrong…
Programmer: Did you perform that change I told you?
User: Not yet…
(Another phone in the wall…)

T-shirt: Order a pizza instead of calling me

Programming a network

Publicado em 11/02/2014 00:46 Leave your thoughts

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Original: Programar uma rede

real story;
string sender;
sender = "afonso";

Friend: You’re a programmer, right?
Programmer: Yeah. Why?
Friend: I need to program a network, could you help me?
Programmer: Did you mean, to setup a router?
Friend: No… I need to program my Internet to stop to falling out…

T-shirt: I don’t always perform miracles

Comments

Publicado em 07/02/2014 00:57 2 Comments

tirinhaEN-78

Original: Comentando o código

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Flavio Araujo";

Nephew: I wrote this code, but it’s not working…
Programmer: Let me see…
Programmer: Okay, comment these first two lines…
Nephew: Well, on the first line I declare the variables… Then on the second…
Programmer: FACEPALM!

T-shirt: Hack’n'troll

Comparing DBs

Publicado em 05/02/2014 01:42 Leave your thoughts

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Original: Comparando BDs

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Suellen Colangelo";

Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers’ databases?
Alonso: Oh, yeah… I found a nice program to manage and compare databases…
Programmer: And… ?
Alonso: And I realized that the sequences were each one on different numbers…
Programmer: And… ?
Alonso: And so I dropped the sequences…
Programmer: FACEPALM!

T-shirt: It’s not a bug, it’s a feature